I slept through most of it, so only just now starting to "jones".
"Hello, my name is Mazzrah, and I'm a Blightie-Bashaholic." _._~*~_._~*~_._~*~_._~*~_._~*~_._~*~_._~*~_._~*~_._
THE TWELVE STEPS OF BLIGHTIE-BASHER ANONYMOUS
1. We admitted we were powerless over Blightie-Bashing — that the stalemate had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Developer greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of RuneSlayer as we understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves and our broken equipment.
5. Admitted to RuneSlayer, to ourselves, and to another skellie the exact nature of our wrongs.
(How did I lose that last Suicide, anyway?)
6. Were entirely ready to have RuneSlayer remove all these defects of character and cap our stats.
7. Humbly asked RuneSlayer to remove our shortcomings, like being crunchy and making good soup.
8. Made a list of all Blighties we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
(Needless to say, this is where I decided all the free coffee in the world couldn't make me stay any longer and walked out of the room.)
9. Made direct amends to such "people" wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
(I'm actually looking forward to injuring them... as soon as I can get in.)
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong, promptly admitted it... then checked Rune's posts to get the correct information.
11. Sought through prayer, meditation, multiple burnt offerings of donut-bearing edentulous females (and someday, if I dare, an actual PM) to improve our conscious contact with RuneSlayer, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to Blightie-Bashaholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
(I admit, I am unrepentant and will never get to Step 12.)May the blood bath recommence... "soon"!
~Mazzrah~
Mistress of the Undead
Leader of Stand and Deliver
Basher of Blighties... at least until the coffee is all gone.