Ogres with red hats are just plain incongruous

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First, the new snowy town is very pretty.

And, thanks for the item shop again Basketball

However ...

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.... this is just plain incongruous¹ ... made me jump out of my seat² ...

Mean look, cutting edge teeth, worn tusks, yellow glowing eyes ... and to top it off ... a red cap Question

Well, I hope my troops don't meet that Mercenary in battle, or they will either die of laughter or be paralyzed & unable to move Shocked

¹Yes, I wanted to file this as a bug report ... but I just know I will be told is workings & looks as intended ...
²I'm still seized with a severe case of extreme cognitive dissonance³ ...
³To the humor impaired, yes, I am kidding.

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The loading screen made my day!

I LOVE IT. Twisted Evil

I imagine he's the one in the sleigh up by the moon!

santa

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lol

The initial idea was to add Santa Claus as a 1 model unit which would attack randomly any unit close to it and let him wreck havoc on the battlefield...but then we thought that it was too extreme... lol

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RuneSlayer wrote:: lol

The initial idea was to add Santa Claus as a 1 model unit which would attack randomly any unit close to it and let him wreck havoc on the battlefield...but then we thought that it was too extreme... lol

Ogres with red hats are just plain incongruous Icanha10

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First the ogres wear red caps ... and .... then:

Runeslayer wrote:: The Ogres have gladly returned the gold. (after receiving some battleaxe love...)

First, nice customer support Basketball

... however, what kind of ogres ever "gladly" return gold Question

Are the Battle Conquest Ogres next going to get smiley faces, take ballet lessons & sing twinkle twinkle little star¹?

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TBCSTPTMNOO² humbly requests ... mean, brutish, fighting machines for ogres. Thanks!

¹Yes that was sarcasm Wink

²TBCSTPTMNOO is The Battle Conquest Society to Prevent too Much Nerfing of Ogres

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You failed to notice the irony... Wink

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RuneSlayer wrote:: You failed to notice the irony...

I got half the irony of "battleaxe love" Wink

Plus it was a good excuse to post pretty¹ pictures.

¹Well actually ugly pictures; but pretty in the sense of conveying a point well.

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The patch on December 30th, 2013:

Runeslayer wrote:: The Christmas Store is now officially closed! We hope you got enough presents, because Santa Claus is going back home!

... but ... but .... but ... the ogre still has a red hat¹ santa

¹Pearl is too afraid to report this as a bug ... and is now officially in hiding for a few hours, to avoid the wrath of the developers for bringing up this topic yet again Exclamation

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Pearl wrote:

The patch on December 30th, 2013:

Runeslayer wrote:: The Christmas Store is now officially closed! We hope you got enough presents, because Santa Claus is going back home!

... but ... but .... but ... the ogre still has a red hat¹ santa

¹Pearl is too afraid to report this as a bug ... and is now officially in hiding for a few hours, to avoid the wrath of the developers for bringing up this topic yet again Exclamation

Hahahaha, you thought Santa orc would go away just because Christmas is over? Twisted Evil

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Bobba wrote:: Hahahaha, you thought Santa orc would go away just because Christmas is over?

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will there be a new year event/offer/bonus etc ?

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Bblazer wrote:: will there be a new year event/offer/bonus etc ?

...and prevent you from going to a "real world" new year event?? Of course not! Smile